Episode 1 of the Final Season of LOST

SPOILER ALERT!  I am going to reference a bunch of junk that happens in the episode.  So if you are waiting to see it, don’t get mad at me if you read this anyway and I ruin your surprise.  I also plead innocent to inadvertently ruining any other surprises in this blog.  Like the ending to “The Usual Suspects” or how babies are made (stork).

The Stork is making babies while dad watches the news in the other room.

[ED. NOTE: I thought his name was "Jake" instead of "Jack".  Rather than change it I thought I would just admit I didn't know the main characters name and leave the original post as is. Recap: Jake = Jack.]

Before I get started in my interpretation, I have to say I knew we were in for a treat when the opening had a handsome guy (named Jake) on a plane then immediately took us into the ocean where there was an ancient ruin shaped like a foot.  Dramatic music played.  Cut to commercial.  I immediately raised an eyebrow in confusion.  Of course it was never referenced again in the episode so maybe I am not alone in wondering what that was all about.  As an aside, there was a village with a playground at the bottom of the ocean.  And I mean pretty deep in the ocean.  Are we to believe that an ancient culture had a playground or someone poked a hole in an island and it sank to the bottom of the ocean?  No really.  That wasn’t rhetorical, I don’t know which it is supposed to be.

Overall What is Happening

LOST monster claims another victim

Apparently an H-bomb went off, but everyone survived INCLUDING the woman who detonated it from 1 foot away.  There are ghosts.  Some ghosts are good, some are bad. A guy named Jake leads a gang of protagonists.  The protagonist gang prioritized saving a blonde woman over an Indian man (just sayin’) and both died.  A guy named Richard leads a rival gang to the Jake Gang (it’s like Twilight! omgz!).  Both those gangs pale in comparison to the pretentious Asian gang by the temple.  There is a monster on the island (other than the pretentious asian. ZING!) that is really just the sad raincloud that follows you around on bad days. Apparently the sad raincloud hates it when you stand in a circle of black dust. What makes the pretentious Asian redeeming is that he tricks you into thinking he can save your half dead friend and then drowns him.  I wish that was true, but the guy came to life so I guess he has some sort of secret hot tub that saves lives.

I’m also under the impression two planes crashed and survivors of both ended up on this island.  But I’m not sure.

So that is one part of the episode.  The other episode feels like a Jake commercial that takes place on an airplane.  This guy does it all.  Gets free booze from the stewardess, makes friends with a middle aged interracial couple, saves a hobbit from choking on condom drugs; he even befriends a bald guy in a wheelchair in baggage services!  Nothing really to report here.  Some girl in handcuffs escapes a guy in a suit.  This seems like an awful way to transport a prisoner.

I want to see the airplane sequence but with the “Jake” of the people who died in the crash.  Ya know, the guy who interacted with a bunch of people except they didn’t make it to the island.

More Detailed Episode Recap

These people are stuck on an island.  They tried detonating a bomb to disrupt a space time continuum, which is 100 times better than using a boat when trying to get somewhere.  The bombing didn’t work (or did it?!?!?! it didn’t.) so now everyone is dying left and right and everyone is mad at Jake because his plan didn’t work. Juliette is trapped under a bunch of steel. How’d she get there?  She fell down a hole, survived, and then beat an H-bomb (according to my cable TV episode guide) with a rock til it blew up.    Sawyer seems pretty grouchy about the whole thing.  Juliette dies.  Meanwhile, the Indian guy got shot but they just ignored him even though he was coughing up blood and still had a chance to live.  I guess they figured since Juliette was at the center of a bomb detonation, they had less time to save her.

The choice on who to save is pretty clear.

This island also has ghosts of people who died in Westside Storyesque knifefights (Jacob) or bald people (John).  The ghosts are of differing helpfulness.  The Jacob ghost tells the fat guy to take the dead Indian to a hole in a temple and not to forget the guitar case.  That sounds like the beginning of a joke or one of those sentences that contains every letter of the alphabet.  The John ghost turns out to be “the monster” according to the weinery guy.  The monster starts busting skulls on some henchmen who come in to find Jacob.

The Jake Gang takes the shot dude to a temple via VW Van.  There, an Asian guy who hates English so much he won’t speak it busts open a cross to get a love note.  When the Jake Gang finds out it says they’re all in trouble if the Indian dude dies, everyone in the Jake Gang gets a look on their face that says “Uh oh.  Maybe we should have paid attention to him instead of spending 8 hours getting Juliette out from the rubble.”  Don’t worry though, the Asian guy just drowns him in a hot tub, sets off a firework, and low and behold, the Indian guy is good as new.  The end.

You’ll notice I didn’t recap the plane stuff because there isn’t much more to what is above.

Thoughts I Have

  • Everyone seems unfairly angry at Jake.  If you pitched an idea to me that involved setting off an H-bomb on an island, you’d have to have A LOT of factual support for me to go along with it.  And if it didn’t work, well, I don’t think I have much right to point the finger.
  • Where’d all these modern amenities come from? They used flashlights that I assume use D batteries.  I have a hard time finding those in a major city.  Also, they have beer.
  • I can’t get over the fact that they ignored the Indian dude and let him die.
  • For a deserted island there are an awful lot of people.
  • Bloody kisses are gross.  If I was Sawyer I would have killed time until Juliette died so I wouldn’t have to swap platelets.
  • While on the Sawyer topic, why is he helping a fugitive escape the TSA?
  • Everyone is pretty well kept for having been on an island.  Even Richard looks like he has his supply of eyeliner.
  • When the plane landed I was expecting a cut shot to an autistic kid playing with an island snow globe.

Just like St. Elsewhere!

That’s it for Episode 1 of the final season of LOST.


107 responses to this post.

  1. bloody kisses are gross…believe me, i know.

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  2. Posted by Smog_Monster on February 10, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    This was hilarious. Great concept! I’m curious to read the further chronicles of a person who doesn’t know anything about Lost trying to write about it. It’s hard enough to do when you HAVE seen the entire series!!!

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    • Posted by watched17times on February 28, 2010 at 4:58 am

      Are you sure you haven’t seen any of the episodes? I am wondering where you got the snowglobe idea? Anyway.. these are crackin me up! I love hearing what you think is going on. I particularly love the Jack/Jake mix up. haha! Thanks for doing this! So..after it’s over, are you going to go back and watch it from season one?

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  3. jake is my favorite

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  4. Even the uninitiated comment on the eyeliner. I could tell you the real story of what is going on there, but it seems like you want to know nothing about the show or its cast.

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  5. Posted by maninthesand on February 10, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    nice!
    i hope you get no hints whatsoever. smile.

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  6. Posted by DURP DURP on February 10, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    I think they should hire you to write the final episode.

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  7. Social comments and analytics for this post…

    This post was mentioned on Twitter by rachlaroche: Hilarious for both watchers and non-watchers alike: The Final Season of LOST as Seen by Someone Who Has Never Seen LOST http://ow.ly/13AxG

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  8. Posted by Jason on February 11, 2010 at 12:17 am

    You know about the eyeliner. Hmm…. Are you sure this isn’t a put on?

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  9. This was hilarious!! A great concept for a blog. Brilliant!

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  10. This is fab.

    I was getting a bit bored of LOST during the last season – it had, I felt lost some of its magic. I wasn’t decided whether to watch the final season or not. No I don’t think I will bother, I’ll just find out what you think is occuring instead.

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  11. Posted by Esther on February 11, 2010 at 9:44 am

    hahaha great recap! please stay unspoiled and uninformed about the previous seasons. Btw, I also noticed how they all devoted themselves to rescuing Juliette instead of the Indian guy.

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  12. Posted by LaurieK on February 11, 2010 at 11:24 am

    I have been obsessed with this show for half a decade. This is the great Lost blog ever. Jake rules.

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  13. Posted by Veronica on February 11, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    Hilarious, great recap. By the way, Richard ( Nestor Carbonell) does not wear eyeliner, those are his eyelashes.

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  14. Posted by luthien on February 11, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    OMG! That’s the funniest review i’ve ever read LMAO

    I’m so gonna read all your reviews from now on!

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  15. Posted by Mercedes on February 11, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    I can’t believe you called him a hobbit. While all the Lost fans were jumping with joy to see him again – lol.

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    • Posted by Susan on February 19, 2010 at 11:58 pm

      I beg to differ about seeing the hobbit. I was jumping with joy at the end of season 3, he was too whiny and annoying.

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      • Posted by watched17times on February 28, 2010 at 5:01 am

        I so agree with you! I noticed that he started becoming a smart-alleck. Remember how he talked to Mr. Ecko and Ana Lucia? What a dork!

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        • Posted by watched17times on February 28, 2010 at 5:02 am

          Oh…and how he treated John when he couldn’t speak! “You want to talk to the sand?”..etc. he was being a jerk!

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  16. Awesome. Also, I have to reiterate a quote that was written by other Lost fans: first time watchers will be just as confused by this season as the people whose watched each of the 5 previous seasons 5 times already.

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  17. Posted by Maureen on February 11, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    “When the plane landed I was expecting a cut shot to an autistic kid playing with an island snow globe.”

    Ah- very old joke if you get my meaning. For your continued web health it’s best you don’t mention Purgatory either or someone may hit a thermonuclear warhead with a rock near your blog. Just saying.

    Your cartoons are hilarious!

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  18. Posted by bernadette on February 12, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    that was amazing thanks for the laughs!

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  19. Posted by Cos on February 12, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    “Apparently an H-bomb went off, but everyone survived INCLUDING the woman who detonated it from 1 foot away.”

    I’m gonna have to not read this at work. This made me laugh too hard.

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  20. Posted by suzy on February 12, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    I think people are mean to Jake (Jack) too.

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  21. Posted by some guy on February 12, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    Man, I hope you stay really confused. This was great and made me realize the idiotic things i let be just because is Lost

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  22. Posted by zeets on February 12, 2010 at 11:56 pm

    This has gotta be the funnies thing I’ve read i a long time. HI-Larious!! Keep it up!

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  23. I understand your disclaimers, but I’m a little distracted by your continued referral to the “Indian guy,” besides the fact that his nationality was mentioned in the first episode (I think), it’s a tad racist.

    Other than that, I love it!

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    • @JLG Just because someone refers to someone by their nationality, or a supposed nationality, does not make it racist. Is it racist for someone to refer to someone as French, after hearing their accent, when in reality, they’re from Switzerland? No. You’re being ridiculous, and in fact, Naveen Andrews, the actor that plays Sayid, is English, however, his parents are Indian.

      With that said, this blog is hilarious! I’ve been watching the show for two years now, and have caught up with everything. The people that don’t watch the show are so completely in the dark when they try to watch an episode, and the things that you’re posting are great!

      Keep up the good work!

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    • Posted by Kevin on February 19, 2010 at 1:06 pm

      Get over it. He does look like an Indian, just like I look like a white American guy.

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    • Posted by April on February 22, 2010 at 6:47 am

      @ JLG “besides the fact that his nationality was mentioned in the first episode (I think)”, remember this blogger HAS NOT seen the first episode, or any other episode that would give clue as to where any of the survivors are from. You deserve a great big raspberry for that comment.

      To the blogger: I love this concept. I gave up 3 weekends of my life to watch every episode so that I could watch the final season. Why didn’t I think of this instead? :)

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  24. Awesome, I love LOST and its always refreshing to find a blog thats worth reading

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  25. Pretty funny. I do watch the show and love it, but it’s nice to see the point of view of someone clueless. Perhaps you’ll see things that we don’t? ;)

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  26. Posted by Chelsea on February 19, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    ROTFLOL!

    This is probably the most fun I’ve ever had reading anything ever!

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  27. Posted by Kyle on February 19, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    I suspect put-on as well, but a hilarious one so I’ll let it slide :)

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  28. Awesome read for someone like me who has seen every episode at least 8 times and scours the depths of the internet for the smallest Lost tidbit.

    If you go back and watch the beginning, they don’t necessarily let the “Indian dude” (Sayid) die. He was shot in the stomach, and without proper medical tools, a stomach wound is fatal within minutes. (It’s amazing he lasted as long as he did.) While Sawyer/Kate were excavating Juliet’s body, Jake (Jack) examines Sayid’s wound and basically says, “Shit, he’s screwed.”

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  29. Posted by Amy on February 19, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    LOL! I’m a diehard fan so this was a real eye-opener. I always sort of wondered what people who’d never watched the show would think if they turned it on out of boredom or something. Very funny :)

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  30. Posted by jULIANA on February 19, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    “Even Richard looks like he has his supply of eyeliner.”

    Loved what you’re doing. Laughed really hard.

    And you know Damon knows you? Here is his twitt.

    DamonLindelof

    This is awesome. Just… AWESOME. http://tiny.cc/GkUIR

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  31. Posted by Curt on February 19, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    I was chuckling throughout but I I lost it at “according to the weinery guy”… Priceless.

    Definitely keep up the reviews. I’ll be back to read them… =)

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  32. Posted by Amy on February 19, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    Damon Lindelof (one of the creators and main writers of Lost) just put this into his facebook status! Very funny read, but I hope after this season is all done that you go back and watch the other seasons so that you can fully appreciate it. I loved the snowglobe comment (it’s been a fan theory since the beginning).

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  33. Posted by Perla on February 19, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Nice recap! I have a feeling you know a little more about LOST than you want us to think. It just seems to me that you do a good job at pointing out the important things just like a real LOST fan does, except you make “mistakes” like Jake/Jack.
    But still loved your recap. its funny.

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  34. Posted by Gigantic on February 19, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    this. is. effing. hilarious. i just cried a little while i laughed.

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  35. Posted by Guitarified on February 19, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    Hilarious. I’ve been a ‘LOST’ fan since the beginning and you are damn near as close to understanding it as I am. You’ve even got the creators of the show diggin’ your work.

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  36. Posted by syd on February 19, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    hahah. this is brilliant.

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  37. Posted by monique on February 19, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    Ugh! this is so frustrating to read! ha ha I just want to explain everything to you! haha oh well…

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  38. Posted by Soo on February 19, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    OMG…that was amazing..haha as a huge LOST fan.. that was absolutely funny!! ..hobbit lol…Lookin forward to the rest! ^^

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  39. Haha, this is so amazingly hilarious <3
    Though I do agree, people should cut Jack a bit of slack.
    AND I NEVER EVEN NOTICED BEFORE ABOUT THE 'THEM-SAVING-JULIET-INSTEAD-OF-SAYID-EVEN-THOUGH-HE-COULD-SURVIVE-THING'! HOW RUDE OF THEM. I guess it was Sawyer's controllingness/love for Juliet that did it.

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  40. Posted by Diva on February 19, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Frakkin’ awesome! I’m a diehard LOST fan who has been there since day one. Found this blog because Damon tweeted about it. This is absolutely hilarious.

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  41. Posted by zerokul175 on February 19, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    Great JOb here, Damon tweeted this so had to be good….
    Im a big LOST fan and u r doing a terrific job trying to understand everything that is going on..
    Kudos…

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  42. Hilarious! I thought you might enjoy knowing that I found your blog because Damon Lindelof (one of the co-creators and writers of ‘Lost’) linked to it on Twitter. :D http://twitter.com/DamonLindelof/status/9352793296

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  43. Posted by Green Queen on February 19, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    I like this idea. I don’t know why everyone’s jumping on you about calling Dom a hobbit, though. I mean…he DID play a hobbit, so what’s the problem?

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  44. Posted by Missjoke on February 19, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    Seriously, this is genius! And absolutely hilarious. But you HAVE to watch from season one once it’s over, I know it’ll be fun/funny for you to start putting the pieces together. Thanks for the laughs!

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  45. Posted by Allen on February 19, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    I don’t know why but I just found this very insulting for some reason and didn’t laugh or smirk once….

    I don’t know I guess I just invested so much of my time in LOST I take it seriously and when somebody posts this, laughing at the show…I don’t know I just find it irritating.

    I don’t mind new comers to the show, I am always incouraging my friends to watch it..but this..this doesn’t sit well with me for some reason.

    Watch the show, don’t mock it.

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    • Posted by douchebag on February 20, 2010 at 3:20 am

      wow, really? I love lost but seriously?…dude, it’s just a FRICKIN TV SHOW!!! …get a sense of humor…so do you get pissed when DL and CC joke on the lost podcast about the 6th zombie season? You should chastise the writers/producers of lost….for mocking lost :D

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  46. Posted by Tori on February 19, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    Haha I’ve never seen it either. This is hilarious.

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  47. I’m pretty sure I’ve just watched episode 2.

    Half of the stuff you’ve just mentioned was in the second episode.

    Am I confused?

    It’s a good thing I’ve seen it or I’d be really pissed off right now. >:-(

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    • Posted by Amy on February 19, 2010 at 9:43 pm

      Episodes 6.01/6.02 (both called LA X) were aired together on the same night, so here they are listed as Episode 1, and 6.03 (What Kate Does) is reviewed under Episode 2.

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  48. Posted by mike on February 19, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    It is pretty hard to believe that someone watched an hour-long episode featuring a character named Jack and came away with the impression that his name was “Jake”.

    I smell some bullshit. But it’s mildly amusing.

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  49. Posted by Lost fan on February 19, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    Dude. This is awesome. Keep it going.

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  50. Posted by don on February 19, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    Seriously, the most entertaining thing I have ever come across on the internet. I had to stop because I was laughing so hard that I was crying. (I started again later.)

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  51. Posted by don (again) on February 19, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    I have something else to say … I love LOST, think it is the most enjoyable, complicated, layered and self referential show in history, and spend a lot of time thinking about it.
    Your observations are legitimate, logical, and hilarious. Good luck with this project!

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  52. Posted by NenaCA on February 19, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    This was great. I love your insight. I’m a huge fan of the show so it’s interesting to read a new watcher’s opinion. Especially since it’s hilarious. Great job. I really hope u keep it up!! Good luck!

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  53. Posted by troismommy on February 20, 2010 at 1:02 am

    Dear lord this is hilarious! I’ve watched every episode (although I streamed the first 5 seasons in 2 months time on the suggestion from my brother) and have to say that your recap is made of WIN! Keep it up!

    (I heart Jake, too.)

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  54. Posted by Just one man's opinion on February 20, 2010 at 7:44 am

    I think this is all staged by abc. It wouldn’t be the first time ABC threw out fake sites and buzz to deepen the show experience…. And yes the show’s creators have been involved in those efforts too. That said, just b/c it is staged doesn’t mean the writer hasn’t seen the show or that this isn’t funny…bc it is

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  55. That’s awesome! Keep writing! :)

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  56. Posted by thaís c on February 20, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    “saves a hobbit from choking on condom drugs” hahaha

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  57. Posted by Princess of Everything on February 20, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    HAAAHHAAA! omg! peeing my pants! i never got this show… always thought the whole was just silly… thanks for putting it all in perspective….

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  58. How dare you compare LOST to Twilight.

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  59. Posted by Calvin on February 21, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Hats off to you sir. We may very well be the only people on line that have never seen an episode of Lost (that is up to this point.).

    Many thanks as I don’t plan on ever watching this show.

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  60. Posted by Jake on February 21, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    I do not know if i can continue to read this blog because:
    A.) he hasn’t even seen LOST before (which is totally fine, and i even thought this would be an interesting idea for a blog)
    but when..
    B.) he referenced Twilight
    meaning he chose Twilight over LOST…………………..yeah
    personally.. i think anyone who makes that decision absolutely deserves the fiery pits of hell to which he will undoubtedly be sent to.

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    • Posted by ali on February 22, 2010 at 2:02 am

      I was sure he was being sarcastic when comparing to Twilight…

      I only watched the first season of Lost and then gave up TV for a few years. I caught up with the very convoluted plots via wikipedia recently, as I don’t want to watch a bunch of violence. It’s all a big mindf(li)ck and hard to keep straight.

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  61. Posted by lindsey on February 21, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    Well, to be fair, the blond lady was a doctor who saved lives and the “Indian” guy was an assassin/torturer/shooter-of-young-defenseless-children. So.. You know.

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  62. Posted by Dretzle on February 22, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    Awesome blog. I love (most of) the humor and trying to interpret this series without looking up any backstory.

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  63. Posted by Alex Trebek on February 23, 2010 at 9:57 am

    The Indian is Iraqi, you racist.

    Ah, just kidding. This site’s funny. Though he is Iraqi. And you are racist.

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  64. Posted by Elize34 on February 23, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    I will definitely not explain everthing about LOST to you as a LOST-die hard fan… it is too much fun reading this!

    and LOL @ Richard wearing eyeliner…. it is sort of an inside joke that he may or not wear eyeliner xD

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  65. Posted by Vivian on February 23, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    Jesus, I am almost tearing up from laughing. This is such a great idea. And now that you mention it, it was pretty ridiculous that they ignored Sayid (lieing a few feet away) and went to help Juliet…down a hole, covered in debris and denoted a bomb. triage dude, triage!

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    • Posted by TaniaNicole on February 24, 2010 at 12:03 am

      Right, Vivian?? I know! LOL! I laughed through the whole episode, Sayid was bleeding and dying for like, hours!

      papadurbin, when you said hobbit, I laughed my ass off! I am a LOST fan. A big one!

      We’re not that different, you and I. LOST fans call him that, too. ;)

      T
      :)

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      • Posted by Fan Of Lost on April 7, 2010 at 3:24 pm

        The reason they didnt help Sayid was because if you watched season 5′s season finale. Jack said he could not stop the bleeding so Sayid was helpless and was going to die anyway. They thought they could still save Juliette if they hurried so they went to her.

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  66. Posted by Candy Apple on February 24, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    I’ve seen Lost, but I’m just like you: CANNOT get over the fact that everyone was so freakin busy helpin Juliet that they just left “the Indian guy” die.

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  69. Posted by chicka1 on February 25, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    Just discovered this blog becuz NYMAG.COM linked you. This is hilarious.
    I love LOST and I’m always looking for new recaps online to add to the ones I read religiously every wed. Def adding to the roster

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  70. Posted by Blaxion on February 26, 2010 at 1:09 am

    Can anyone tell me who “the weinery guy” is and why?

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  72. Interestng concept, trying to watch something as complicated as Lost this late in the game. I’ve found many laughable moments in your posts, so I may have to come back each week to see if you begin to understand or stay as completely confused as those of us who have been watching since the beginning

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  73. A lot of those comments are hilarious to us (especially the Eyeline line :D)

    But you also hit the nail on the head that a lot of fans miss (myself included) – to go along with Jack’s vague plan and to have it fall apart, the blame lies on you as much as Jack.

    To be fair though** (read the last line if you want to know more, it’s not very spoilery but I’m giving you the option).

    Also, I found it messed up that they saved Juliette over Sayid – it resulted in them both dying. I’d have went to Sayid first and let Kate and Sawyer take care of Juliette. However, there is history wherein everyone likes Juliette more than Sayid for various reasons.

    (** Sawyer NEVER agreed with Jack’s plan)

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  74. Posted by missscarlett on March 8, 2010 at 9:23 pm

    This is brilliant fun!

    Thank you!!

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  75. Posted by Worth on March 25, 2010 at 8:11 am

    Hilarious

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  76. Posted by Fan Of Lost on April 7, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    All of your fricken questions could of been answered if you watched the other 5 seasons. It just makes me mad that your just ruining lost for your self. When this last season is all over I bet your gonna be like this show was ass. It was only ass because you made it ass by not watching the other 5 seasons. Your ruining the whole mystery and your making the show sound so stupid. When this show is very logical and has rarely any mistakes you can spot out.

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  77. Posted by Anna on April 10, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    Write on!!! It’s the funniest stuff online since years, I can’t wait to read the other episodes recap.
    I’m not a LOST fan (watched only few episodes back in season 2 or 3… of course without getting the point) and it’s five years I heard friends’ comments each and every week and part of me thinks they’ve gone nuts.

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  78. Posted by LOST LUVA on April 25, 2010 at 11:35 pm

    lol i luv lost i hav watched everysingle episode available. this is pretty good its spot on about what happened. and i understand how u feel u would be pretty confused lol

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