Episode 2 of the Final Season of LOST

SPOILER ALERT!!! This is my usual disclaimer that this blog contains a bunch of secrets. Unless you have seen the episode. Shhhhhhhh.

At least it has a nice airport.

Before we dive in I have to admit that looking back on the notes I jotted down I have no idea what half of them mean. I am not sure if that is an indication of my poor ability to take notes or the show’s inability to make any sense. One thing is clear to me now though: Each episode will feature a different person in their “we didn’t crash” life. Last night it was Kate’s turn. She’s a fugitive with a heart of gold. She is also a living example of why women will never make it as ruthless criminals (they’re just a bunch of softies behind that tough exterior). As such, I am going to break up these descriptions into what is happening on the island and what is happening in the non-plane crash world. Or as I like to call it, Snoozeville. ZING!

Overall What Is Happening

Kate is a bad person who robs a cab with a pregger lady in it. She then asks some dude to bust her out of her handcuffs and he’s all like “sure”. Kate doesn’t shoot him after he is done. Which I don’t get. No. Witnesses. Instead she goes to the bathroom to freshen up. Kate looks at a plush whale and realizes she doesn’t have a super best friend. She goes back and gets Pregger from the bus stop in the middle of nowhere. I hope Kate goes to jail for leaving her in the middle of nowhere. They go to a house where some lady says her husband left her and she doesn’t want the surrogate baby Pregger is carrying anymore. No phone call? Also, advice for the reproductively challenged, go local with your surrogate. Don’t make a 32 week pregnant woman get on an 18 hour flight. I know you want the cute accent, but that is nurture, not nature. Clearly all this stress induces some labor.

Whew. Nothing like a relaxing smoke after being held at gunpoint and abondoned in the middle of nowhere.

They go to the hospital where Kate approaches a doctor named Dr. Goodspeed (totally fake name). This kinda dorky doctor drops everything to help Preggers and upon entering the room seems to know an awful lot about what is going. Everyone gets scared when the baby flat lines. It’s ok though, Dr. Goodspeed slaps her belly and the baby wakes back up. Later, Pregger lady helps Kate duck the police (which seems weird considering 4 hours ago she was pointing a gun at her). Best friends accomplished. On her way out Kate says “keep the kid”. Gee. Thanks for the advice. You wanna pay to raise a kid? No? Cool, then stop giving me tips.

I don’t even know how to summarize what happened on the island. Said got shot, drowned in a hot tub, hooked up to a car battery, burned with a hot poker, then was almost poisoned. A few more and we hit Bill Murray’s rant from Groundhog Day.

Jack, as always, is a dreamboat. Pretentious Asian decides to let him into his inner circle, only because he is handsome. Pretentious Asian makes some cryptic references that I am sure will be revealed later.

No word from Team Jacob. Apparently the Sad Day Monster ate them all.

Sawyer runs away. Kate goes after him. Claire shows up to shoot some pirates.

More Detailed Episode Recap

Not much else to the “Kate if the plane landed” recap above. Other than two points. While carjacking a cab, she still takes time to look over and make longing love eyes with Jack. To-tal Dream-boat. Also while carjacking, some dude spilled 5 suitcases into the sidewalk. I want to know A) how this happened and B) why it took so long to pick them up.

To the island. Said is alive and Jack, who has lost all medical credibility with me, offers him some water. Clearly after being face down in a hot tub for 10 minutes you’re gonna be a little parched. Pretentious Asian seems pretty surprised that Said is alive even though he was the one who tried to bring him back to life.

MEANWHILE… Sawyer sez “nuts to this, I’m outta here”, as any good rebel would. He makes a break for it and gets away from all the dudes with guns. Kate and a curly haired Asian dude say they want to go after him. They get paired up with a couple of the pirates and go hunting.

MEANWHILE… The Pretentious Asian says he needs to pow-wow with Said. Which is clearly a racist joke since Said is Indian (shame on you, Lost writers). Back in the back room, the Pretentious Asian hooks Said up to the torture machine from The Princess Bride. A car battery to the nipples (Said is really hairy) and a hot poker to the midsection later, Said is free to go. The Translator says he has passed the test. Then looks sad when he asks Pretentious Asian if he just lied to him. Information update: If I haven’t mentioned it, the Pretentious Asian has a translator. Up til last night I always thought he looked like a high school art teacher who got high and played the drums on weekends. Last night he made a shift. Now he reminds me of… well… let’s just say if there were kids on the island when he got there all the parents would be getting an e-mail notification.

First the Empire, now some random plane crash survivors. Ewoks are bloodthirsty.

MEANWHILE… The Sawyer Hunting Gang is out in the woods and brotha, it is contentious. Mac from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Kate don’t see eye toeye. The other two dudes are like “whatevs”. Someone set traps on the island. Those people are no longer around. Clearly it was Ewoks. Whilst discussing the traps, Mac finally flips his lid and gets all up in Kate’s business about her knocking him out before. Well, she knocks him out and then launches the Ewok trap on the other guy. Then she runs for it.

She finds Sawyer at some houses that… have… running water? They talk about how… there… were… several planes? And Kate came back to this island? And Sawyer and Juliette lived in one of the houses? None of this made sense to me. At all. It actually sounds like a pretty sweet deal to be on that island and young and there is a dreamboat of a doctor to take care of you. There’s no point in trying to escape. Oh yeah, and Mac said something about them being “others”. Which confirms that there were a bunch of planes that crashed here and so they built houses with plumbing. Got it? Me too. The island is some sort of vacation destination that you get to via plane crash.

MEANWHILE… Said comes back downstairs and is all like “they tortured me, boo-hoo.” So Jack, being the cool dude he is, goes to lay some smack down on Pretentious Asian. He approaches the guards and says “Let me through” at which point the guards step aside and let him through. Which might make them the worst guards ever. Upstairs, Pretentious Asian has concocted a pill for Said to take to feel better. Pretentious Asian lets Jack know Said is infected. Jack asks “What happens if we don’t treat the infection?” Pretentious Asian, “It spreads”. Me, (slow clap). Great doctoring Jack. Untreated infections spread. Jack is 0 for 15 in proving to me that he has any scientific knowledge.

The key to the medicine is Jack has to dupe Said into taking it. It has to be taken willfully or it will not work. Sounds to me like Pretentious Asian is hedging his bets in case the pill doesn’t work. When Jack rejoins the group, Said is describing death to a couple dudes. Pay attention Hurley. Jack asks to talk to him alone and one guy says “C’mon on Hurley, let’s go to the food court”. I assume that was a knock on Hurley’s weight. Which means, combining me and that guy, Hurley has gotten zinged twice in 30 seconds of screen time. Said is reluctant to take the pill. Says he trusts Jack, which seems crazy to me. I don’t trust this guy at all. I actually trust the dude who brought you back to life already. Why question him now? Jack sez, let me go talk to the Pretentious Asian.

Pretentious Asian is playing with a baseball and now speaks English consistently. I knew we would get to him eventually. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! We also find out his name is Toga. Right on. Jack, being the medical expert he is, takes the pill. Which we find out is poison. Also, Toga says that everyone was brought here. Jack asks what he means. I ask what he means too. But he never says. I assume he means they were all brought here by planes that landed safely, hence all the references to multiple planes and coming and going. And Said has been claimed… K.

MEANWHILE… Kate, Sawyer, Curly Haired Asian get found by the pirates. Someone shoots the pirates. It’s CLAIRE!!!!!!!!!1! (who the f is Claire?)

Thoughts I Have

  • Where did everyone get such nice fitting jeans? And hair product.
  • I really don’t understand why everyone is trying to get off the island. You are there with handsome/pretty people and plumbing.
  • Mac being in this episode really killed the illusion for me. Now I don’t believe that this actually happened/is happening. This would be a better show if Danny Devito was the monster.
  • I thought I had it all figured out last week. But this week there was no monster, no ghosts, no Team Jacob, and no medical common sense from Jack. Also there were 50 references to other planes.

The Monster, Ghost, and Team Jacob are anxiously awaiting their appearance next week.


131 responses to this post.

  1. I mean…
    this is just brilliant stuff. Even you calling Sayid an Indian, which literally made me chortle! it’s all so awesome I can hardly stand it.

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    • Posted by Mandolyn on February 23, 2010 at 10:11 pm

      Ok, you crack me up. Your drawings are most funny. And you are SO RIGHT ON about this show! DUUUUUDE! See, man I wasted ALL that time watching it from the beginning when I could of just picked up at the end.
      Darnit all!

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    • Posted by Emily on March 5, 2010 at 7:03 pm

      The actor is Indian, actually. He’s right.

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    • Posted by Marina on March 28, 2010 at 8:49 pm

      Well, Naveen Andrews is of Pakistani descent and doesn’t look Iraqi at all. I always wondered why no one ever commented on that until this blog…

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  2. Posted by Binha on February 10, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    LOL this is hilarious!!! great post, and I hope you take sometime to watch all the previous seasons after this last one is over 😉
    Keep reviewing, it’s great fun ^^

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  3. Oh, wow…you really didn’t know. (Just read your very 1st post, which I should’ve read to begin with.) I thought you were being INTENTIONALLY funny with the “Sayid is an Indian” bit.

    I apologize. Don’t want to come across as a beotch, ’cause I’m not. It’s hard to judge tone in a comment section. I honestly think this is brilliant and I’m happy that you’re doing this.

    p.s. For the record–Sayid is Iraqi.

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  4. Posted by Andy on February 10, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    Nowhere close, but I enjoyed reading it anyway! I wonder if through this experiment you’ll accidentally solve all of LOST.

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  5. Posted by meg on February 10, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    Please keep posting these…they are hilarious! I have actually never posted anything on the internet/comment page/whatever before, but I had to do it here that is how funny this sh#t is.

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  6. Posted by Reed on February 10, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    Just to let you know, it’s spelled Sayid. All of your other errors are what makes this blog hilarious so I won’t correct them.

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    • Posted by Josh on February 10, 2010 at 10:22 pm

      “Said” bwhahahahahahaah

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    • Posted by Rikki on February 19, 2010 at 8:23 pm

      Thanks for correcting the author – this blog is way awesome, but the word “said” kept throwing me off – haha.

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    • Posted by Doc Alpert on February 22, 2010 at 6:28 pm

      The truth is, “Sayid” is a kind of an odd way to transliterate that name. “Said” is actually a more common transliteration.

      The actor that played Caesar in S5 is named “Said” (with an umlaut over the i). Pronounced the same way.

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      • Posted by Holladon on February 25, 2010 at 8:00 pm

        My dad worked with a guy named Said when I was a kid. The first time I ever saw it spelled I thought it was pronounced “sed,” since it looks like said as in “she said” only capitalized.

        Anyway, yeah, my understanding is that “Said” is actually a more common spelling. They probably only spell it Sayid for the show because of us silly English speakers…

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        • I had a friend in college and a kid who went to my grade school both spelled it “Said”. I was shocked to find out I was wrong.

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          • Posted by annina22363 on June 2, 2010 at 1:52 pm

            I’m positively shocked by you reading our drunk comments and commenting them! This turns everything totally fantastic! But… John, come one, give us your ultimate reaction to Fun Island novela and… POST THE VIDEOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Posted by angrywithrage on February 10, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    as someone who has seen every episode of lost, i also wonder why they are trying to leave the island. theyre always like “WE GOTTA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE” but its a pretty sweet deal

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  8. Posted by selma on February 10, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    “Kate looks at a plush whale and realizes she doesn’t have a super best friend. She goes back and gets Pregger from the bus stop in the middle of nowhere.”

    hahah, brilliant

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  9. Posted by Locke on February 10, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    Broadcast board member reporting here. Funny stuff.

    Gamefaqs

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  10. hi there, you are a genius-keep it up

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  11. Posted by rhjp on February 10, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    lol i loved the part “Kate looks at a plush whale and realizes she doesn’t have a super best friend so she goes back and gets Pregger from the bus stop in the middle of nowhere.”

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  12. Posted by John Locke on February 10, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    I’m Disappointed .. In all of you !!

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  13. Posted by ale on February 10, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    “Toga” LOL! It’s Dogen.

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  14. Great stuff.

    “Kate looks at a plush whale and realizes she doesn’t have a super best friend.”

    Laughed for an hour at that.

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    • Posted by ursomniac on February 21, 2010 at 10:36 am

      Which is REALLY funny because – well, that pretty much describes Kate for the entire SERIES!

      “Kate looks at Jack and realizes she doesn’t have a SBF… and goes to Sawyer”.

      “Kate looks at Sawyer and realizes she doesn’t have a SBF… and goes to Jack”.

      Kate’s flashback story shows her with a SBF that got married to someone else and then he dies and she realizes that dead SBFs aren’t so much fun so she runs to OZ where she meets the guy from Space:1999 and wants to be SBFs but runs.”

      Then in the OTHER flashback she meets the cop who kinda looks like Jack and Ethan’s child, but realizes that marrying your SBF when he’s a cop isn’t a particularly good idea when you’re on the run and … runs…

      LOL

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  15. Posted by Daniel on February 10, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    You are my new favorite blog.

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  16. Posted by maninthesand on February 10, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    “Which might make them the worst guards ever”
    made me laugh cry. smile.

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  17. Posted by george on February 10, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    You are my hero! I love you! This is sooooooo funny!

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  18. Posted by Marin on February 10, 2010 at 9:01 pm

    It’s really coincidental that you talked about Ewoks. Watch the episode “Some Like It Hoth”, there are Ewok references in LOST!!!

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  19. Posted by Mady on February 10, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    This is so funny xD Epic win!!

    “He approaches the guards and says “Let me through” at which point the guards step aside and let him through. Which might make them the worst guards ever.”

    Best lines XD

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  20. Posted by pooz on February 10, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    ditto for the “worst guards ever” line. I was laughing out loud. Keep up the great blogging!

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  21. Posted by Josh on February 10, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    I hurt from laughing so hard!!! EXCELLENT JOB! Your killing it dude! Can’t wait for the next ones…

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  22. Posted by JoJo on February 10, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    You are straight up cracking me up with this blog.

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  23. This is so funny, I hope Darlton sees it. I just tweeted it at them so maybe they will.

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  24. Posted by Milan on February 10, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    I’m also waiting for team Jacobs return, hopefully next week.
    thank you for giving me a very different look on this last season of lost, it has made my day.

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  25. Posted by Juno on February 10, 2010 at 11:50 pm

    Yeah, looks like a nice place to retire. I never want to lea… what was that noise? AHHHH friggin’ smoke monster! ARRRRGGGHHHH.
    Now I understand why real estate was so cheap.

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  26. Posted by Jason on February 11, 2010 at 12:27 am

    This is great. Loving it.

    It’s torture too though. There are layers of meaning you’re missing in a lot of the scenes and moments because you haven’t seen what’s come before, and I have this urge to explain it all to you. Like with that whale, it’s….

    Nah, I guess that would ruin the fun 🙂

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  27. Posted by Lauren on February 11, 2010 at 12:32 am

    This was awesome! Let me tell you, I have seen every episode of LOST and I am almost as confused as you are by it.

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  28. Just gotta say that this might be one of the better things I’ve ever read re: LOST. please keep this up going forward

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  29. Posted by Viewfinder General on February 11, 2010 at 6:16 am

    Donds on the praise, this is great.

    I’m glad you noticed how that Dr Goodspeed was just plucked from the corridor yet still managed to know everything about preggers without looking at a chart or sticking his fingers anywhere.

    He does much better Doctoring than Jake.

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  30. Pretentious Asian lets Jack know Said is infected. Jack asks “What happens if we don’t treat the infection?” Pretentious Asian, “It spreads”. Me, (slow clap).

    El. Oh. El.

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  31. Posted by Lakshmi on February 11, 2010 at 9:37 am

    AWESOME!HILARIOUS!KEEP IT UP!

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  32. Posted by Esther on February 11, 2010 at 10:03 am

    “Also, advice for the reproductively challenged, go local with your surrogate. ” It was hilarious. But seriously people, stop telling him the names, how to spell them and nationalities, he is supposed to discover all that on his own, if he wanted to know in advance he would google it!

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  33. Posted by Mightyhorse on February 11, 2010 at 11:46 am

    Great synopsis again, I don’t think watching the show over the last five years would have made this any less fun and confusing for you – excellent writing and fantastic artwork – keep it coming!

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  34. Posted by knowthyself on February 11, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Hilarious. I’m a huge fan of the show and your blog reminds me just how stupid this show is 90% of the time.

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  35. Posted by luthien on February 11, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    Hilarious review again! LOOOL

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  36. Posted by commonwheeler on February 11, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    This is one of the best uses of blogging space I’ve seen for some time. Very funny and I really wish that commenters would keep the facts, as they think they know them, to themselves.

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  37. Seriously, you need to keep running this blog. Like, forever. Work your way backwards to Season 5 after this season is over. I imagine fantastic things.

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  38. Posted by Joe on February 11, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    So funny!

    “The island is some sort of vacation destination that you get to via plane crash.”

    Awesome. That’s my new catch-phrase.

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  39. I thought that Lost and everything it touched was a vomit stain on society. Thank you for proving me wrong with this gem.

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  40. Posted by lagirl on February 11, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    Laughing so hard I’m crying and I peed myself twice.

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  41. Posted by Mercedes on February 11, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    My friend told me about the blog and I was like, that is the dumbest thing I ever heard. I don’t want to read someone dog my favorite show. So, of course, I decide to read it. Tooo Funny.

    Anyway, you are kinda perceptive. Yet, missing layers upon layers that us true fans earned.

    The actor who plays Sayid is British-Indian, but plays an Iraqi. You should see him act with his British accent.

    I love how you are swooning over Jack (Matthew Fox’s character). I did that during season 1 – lol. Now, I’m over him. But wait until he does the Foxy eyes. Its like his eyes squint and get real emotional.

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  42. Posted by sunyside on February 11, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Very very funny. Keep up the great work and don’t get spoiled 😉

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  43. Posted by Maureen on February 11, 2010 at 7:07 pm

    I bet you come up a few observations fans don’t get. LOL!!

    FYI “Which might make them the worst guards ever”

    No, that would be your friend Mac. He fell for the “Wookie trick” Kate and Sawyer pulled on him. But why get so mad at Kate for something that happened way back in season 3. Not like his boss was a sociopath or anything. Oh that’s right, he was.

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  44. Loved the posts. please keep it up. I like the show but I know it would be completely ridiculous if the actors didn’t sell it so well. The creators promise everything will be explained–if everything is not explained, there will be be villagers with blazing torches rampaging through Hollywood.

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  45. Posted by lestad on February 12, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    It’s CLAIRE!!!!!!!!!1! (who the f is Claire?)

    GREAT

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  46. Posted by bernadette on February 12, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    WOW– I must say i think im more excited about reading your next blog than watching the next episode! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!

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  47. congratulations! my favorite drama on tv is now my favorite comedy thanks to you. very creative idea. i laughed while reading this whole post and will continue to read your recaps for the rest of the season. keep up the good work!

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  48. Posted by Patrick on February 14, 2010 at 3:25 am

    AMAZING. You called her “Pregger”.. LOL.

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  49. Posted by Red on February 14, 2010 at 6:22 am

    Kind of funny, but I question whether it is real or not. Just a couple of things that jumped out and made me think that this guy is pretending – the Ewok references, “Toga”, and how at the end he said “Who the F is Claire?” even though she had been in the entire episode with Kate, surely no one is that dumb, and even a first time viewer would realise.

    So yeah, funny, but I don’t completely buy it.

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    • I’ve got to agree… this person definitely watches Lost. The “eyeliner” comment in the last post made me suspicious but all of the little Lost community things listed above seem to confirm it.

      REGARDLESS, it’s still funny.

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      • Posted by Laurie on February 19, 2010 at 2:04 pm

        Also use of the term “brotha” – still funny though.

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        • Another weird coincidence: “Dr. Goodspeed (totally fake name)” — That’s Horace’s last name. For real.

          Anyway, this is still funny. Keep it up

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          • FYI, Horace is Ethan’s dad – hence the shared last name!

          • Oh yeah, totally get it now. I assumed that was all a joke, since I didn’t notice Ethan’s last name on this episode, and he had a different one when he was with the Others.

    • Posted by Kris10 on February 26, 2010 at 3:33 pm

      Ha. Even a blog tangentially related to Lost has to be broken down the way Lost is…

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  50. Posted by jotaerre on February 14, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    great blog, really funny.
    But, some of the things you say that didn’t make sense back there, actually did to who whatched the whole show.
    luv the “Pretentious Asian”, that guy is so f*cking full of shit, it’s unbelievable.
    keep it going, great blog…
    but maybe after season 6 is over you should try to watch the whole show, you’d like it.

    ps: sorry the bad english, it’s not my first language.

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  51. Posted by kwan on February 16, 2010 at 8:41 am

    LOL a million times. Love it.
    I know the confusion is probably killing you but please do keep it up!!!
    And hey btw, this episode doesn’t make any sense to even a loyal Lost fan.

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  52. I remember before I started watching Lost (at the end of Season 5), I would make comments about what I thought was going on, pretending I knew, and my friends would just react with hushed silences, which would lead me to explain that I’d never seen the show for fear of seeming a crazy person.

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  53. Posted by Joe on February 19, 2010 at 1:02 am

    THANK YOU for including how weird it was seeing Mac! Was that totally out of left field or what?! You sir are hilarious.

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  54. Posted by Erika on February 19, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    “Pretentious Asian hooks Said up to the torture machine from The Princess Bride. ”

    That is the funniest thing I have read in a long, long time. I am sorry I didn’t make the PRincess Bride connection. This weblog is great. Thank you!

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  55. Posted by Chelsea on February 19, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    OMG I’m laughing so hard I’m crying!

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  56. Posted by Angie on February 19, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    did this post really just use the word “brotha” without knowing it’s significance on this show?! love it. 🙂

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  57. Posted by Eli on February 19, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Well done. This is so so so so great. I have no idea why, but calling Said an Indian is easily the funniest part about this whole thing. Keep up the great posts.

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  58. Posted by Gigantic on February 19, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    I got into Lost being that person watching it who “pretended” to come up with answers. Your project is awesome, and I hope after the end of this season that you go back and watch the whole thing! it’s worth it!

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  59. Aww, you’re so adorably unknowingly funny. And you said ‘brotha’! DESMOND SAYS BROTHA. You wouldn’t know this, but aww. This makes me laugh so, so much :’)

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  60. crazy blog, brillant

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  61. Posted by Anxious on February 19, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    You’ve DEFINETELY seen Lost before. Still funny though.

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  62. Posted by Missjoke on February 19, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    “Kate looks at a plush whale and realizes she doesn’t have a super best friend. She goes back and gets Pregger from the bus stop in the middle of nowhere.”

    LMFAO! This killed me. Keep up the good work, this is hysterical.

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  63. Posted by Cathy on February 20, 2010 at 9:06 am

    “Now he reminds me of… well… let’s just say if there were kids on the island when he got there all the parents would be getting an e-mail notification.”
    This was the funniest line in your recap-And the rest was hysterical!

    Got here thru DL’s tweet and am NOT disappointed-brilliant is right!

    Huge fan now!

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  64. Posted by Rosamund on February 20, 2010 at 10:55 am

    “The Sawyer Hunting Gang is out in the woods and brotha, it is contentious.”

    Never seen Lost before? Yah, right.

    Still, it’s funny. I think Team Darlton is writing it, but it is funny.

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  65. Your bit about Hurley getting zinged made me feel bad for you that you’ve missed all of Sawyer’s nick-name zingers from all the previous seasons.
    (ever since Juliette died, I don’t think he feels much like giving nick-names anymore)
    Sawyer’s snarky sense of humor (until he lost it) was very much like your own; I hope you’ll go back and watch for yourself when this is all said and done. (that’s “sed” and done, not “sayid” and done).

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  66. woww so funny! 😛
    Keep it up, and try not to read anything about Lost – the more clueless the funnier.
    Great job!

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  67. Posted by Locke_fan101 on February 23, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    I totally agree witht he whole mac thing from “It’s sunny..” I was shocked he showed up. It did kinda ruin it. Love your blog by the way. I have been followin LOST since the begginning and love the outsiders POV.

    Cheers

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  68. Wow! That is Mac. I just thought he looked familiar because I saw him in a previous episode. And I probably though the same thing I saw him in that episode.

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  69. Man, really funny.

    Said is actually an English actor of Indian origin. I won’t ruin the fun by telling you his name or where he’s supposed to be from in Lost. His actual accent is completely London seeing as he grew up here (there). He’s pretending to be from somewhere else in Lost. Very glad you saw him as Indian as he actually is Indian of origin. He’s a passable actor. Doesn’t get much work here in UK. Well, won’t now after this, but then he’s okay for money I suspect.

    Said is from troublesome Norway. Haha no… see how long it takes you to get where he’s from and why. I’m sure they’ll batter us on the head with it as a reminder soon, especially for you…
    🙂

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  70. Best.. Lost… blog… ever.

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  71. (Not that I’ve ever read ANY other than this so it might not be.)

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  72. Posted by Ms. Melisa on February 26, 2010 at 8:29 am

    The sidekick of the Pretentious Asian Dude is played by John Hawkes from Me And You and Everyone We Know. I was excited to see him! He’s also in a band that does a fun show.

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  73. Aww man we LOVE this trivia.

    John Hawkes. Perfect!

    Excellent! Names and dates required… ‘-/

    😉

    no really, zzzzz.

    What is a “fun show”? Is it for ladies only? I’m a musician (crashtv.co.uk) but we don’t do FUN shows for anyone. We will however set off bombs at our whim when stuck down a tunnel or funnel. All the stuff you do outside working in an office.

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  74. Posted by SleighRide on February 26, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    So, who wants to create a blog about the last season of Growing Pains or Little House on the Prairie? I mean, isn’t this the meme now? To blog about shows we don’t care about so we sound clever and interesting and thus get the attention we’re so lacking in real life?

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    • missing the point here entirely. Lost OWES us an answer but then again who really cares? It is YOU who is missing the life by wandering in here assuming we have none. Why did you post that post – nothing better to do with your life? I’m only replying now because I’m a writer and a musician and remixer and it’s my coffee break I allow myself.
      Today I am remixing A band no one has heard of. But they are cool. Moke. Dutch tracj is called Switch and needs some serious beef.

      That was my coffee break, SleighRide.

      Normally your comment would drop into the ether, as all things do on the internet. Oddly today you happened on a reply.

      Laters… back to Logic and remixing with a bunch of guitars to sort out.

      be good 🙂

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  75. Actually I have 5 minutes left for myself 🙂

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  76. Everything is perfect with my new daughter. Well, except for this plane crash in 36 seconds from now like it says in this script.

    On to coffee 2

    🙂

    I am John Lock. I have arrived here to change your coffee filters using this new robot arm I’m equipped with from the future and a film. It can’t possibly go wring (with hilarious consequences).

    This Season, “Me An’ Ma big Fucking Black Robo’ Arm ‘An Shit”.

    Hey, it makes as much sense.

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  77. Posted by Kris10 on February 26, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    I really hope you go back and watch the whole series when you are done. You’ll probably find that you’re dead on in some respects (and hilariously off-base in others). I think this is such a funny idea. 🙂 The pictures are freaking awesome, too. You need to go to SCAD.

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  78. I will find I’m dead I think if I go back AAghh! That was number one assumption from episode one – they are all dead.

    Please don’t make me do it again… Sa’eed, anything…

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  79. oh you weren’t talking to me. sorry 🙂

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  80. I truly want to punch these writers.

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  81. I don’t think they realised the audience was more clever then them. A lesson learned for those 2 I hope. You arrogant natuture got you series but as people you are ridiculed.

    Ooh harsh. But earnt. Also premature.

    This will HAVE to end with mind bending physics (which the writers no concenpt of) or it’s all a waste of our time. I watched the last two episodes from a torrent in a small window while I was faffing about on ebay.

    Ebay was considerably more interesting. More than 2 things happened, for instance.

    I LOVE this site. I look forward to reading this, not watching the show.

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  82. Posted by watched17times on February 28, 2010 at 5:21 am

    OK..my favorite parts:
    Kate picked up the stuffed animal and realized she didn’t have a super best friend! Then you said she becomes best friends with Claire…LOL

    The really bad guards…who let Jack through!

    Jack not having any medical knowledge.

    Sawyer..the rebel

    Many planes come and go and probably landed safely.

    Team Jacob and the monster are nowhere to be found.

    TOGA!!!!! LMAOROTFL

    I am sure there was more funny stuff..OMG..this is killing me! I am so very glad you are doing this. It better be for real or else..Muahahahha.. I will send the “sad rain cloud” ..hehe..your way.

    Thanks for the belly laughter!

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  83. Posted by Kathy on March 1, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    This is so great . I just found you all. We are so into LOST at my house, Jack ,Kate , Sawyer , Sahid and Harley are like family and we miss Charlie so much. Where did Jacks son fall from and when?

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  84. I can’t wait to read your reaction to the Black Rock, should be a riot.

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  85. Posted by thom arnott on March 3, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    He approaches the guards and says “Let me through” at which point the guards step aside and let him through. Which might make them the worst guards ever.- comedy gold

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  86. Posted by [∞CHÄΩS∞] ZEUS- aka Dean Thorpe on March 5, 2010 at 9:16 am

    Hi, stumbled upon a link to this Blog on facebook.
    I have never seen lost either..ok I lie..I saw one episode once but I have no idea what series it was from.
    Enjoying the Blog…erm..My intent has been and remains ,to one day get all the lost episodes and watch them all…like a mad week….I am sure I will remember this as I approach the final season and struggle to re-find your blog…alas..as is life.

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  87. You totally need to do this in reverse – watch all of Season 6, then 5, then 4, then 3, then 2, then 1 😀 !!

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  88. Posted by Dawn on March 10, 2010 at 1:30 am

    I’ve watched every single show of Lost that ever aired, and your blog rocks! It’s too funny to get a play-by-play from someone who is Lost on Lost. Thanks so much for the entertainment.
    -Your new fan

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  89. Posted by Callie Smoke on March 19, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    Are you on drugs? cuz i wanna take some of them drugs too…..
    this is freakin’ brilliant! btw, the “bad day monster” is smokey. he likes blood….

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  90. Posted by Anna on April 10, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    Second round for me… keep on writing!!!!!! Sad I have to go back to work now but I’ll be back for the rest, while I’ve downloaded the season 6 episodes, thing that officially turns me into a late LOST fan! Who could have ever told this????????? Man, you’re a genius!

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